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Some truths aren’t comforting. They’re just accurate.
The You Ought to Know Shirt draws inspiration from classic sci-fi melancholy—the kind delivered with dry logic, weary intelligence, and absolutely no optimism to spare. It’s a nod to the idea that knowledge doesn’t always make things better… sometimes it just confirms what you already suspected.
Deadpan, clever, and unapologetically bleak, this design is for those who appreciate humor at its most existential. The ones who see the universe clearly, understand the odds, and carry on anyway.
It’s not a complaint.
It’s just information you ought to know.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nerd Threads and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 769
Huntsville, AL 35803 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
You Ought to Know
$25.00
The You Ought to Know Shirt draws inspiration from classic sci-fi melancholy—the kind delivered with dry logic, weary intelligence, and absolutely no optimism to spare. It’s a nod to the idea that knowledge doesn’t always make things better… sometimes it just confirms what you already suspected.
Deadpan, clever, and unapologetically bleak, this design is for those who appreciate humor at its most existential. The ones who see the universe clearly, understand the odds, and carry on anyway.
It’s not a complaint.
It’s just information you ought to know.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nerd Threads and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 769
Huntsville, AL 35803 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |