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The Thursdays Shirt is a quiet tribute to classic sci-fi absurdism and the universally shared frustration of a day that seems cosmically misaligned. Neither the beginning nor the end, Thursday exists in that uncomfortable middle space where things reliably go sideways for no obvious reason.
Dry, understated, and built for fans who appreciate wit that doesn’t need explaining, this design lets you broadcast your displeasure with calm certainty. No quotes lifted. No characters named. Just a shared understanding that some days are, by their very nature, the worst.
It’s not personal.
It’s just Thursday.
Thursdays
$25.00
Dry, understated, and built for fans who appreciate wit that doesn’t need explaining, this design lets you broadcast your displeasure with calm certainty. No quotes lifted. No characters named. Just a shared understanding that some days are, by their very nature, the worst.
It’s not personal.
It’s just Thursday.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |