Hello Ground
Black Heather / XS
$25.00
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First contact is rarely gentle.
The Hello Ground Shirt captures that fleeting moment after arrival—when the landing dust settles and a recent visitor realizes they have exactly zero understanding of the world beneath their feet. New gravity. New rules. Unknown threats. Survival now depends on how fast they can read the room… or the terrain.
Rooted in classic sci-fi themes of exploration, isolation, and sudden consequence, this design tells a story without spelling it out. Fate hangs in the balance, and whatever comes next is coming fast.
A greeting. A warning. A farewell.
Hello, ground. Bon voyage.
Hello Ground
$25.00
The Hello Ground Shirt captures that fleeting moment after arrival—when the landing dust settles and a recent visitor realizes they have exactly zero understanding of the world beneath their feet. New gravity. New rules. Unknown threats. Survival now depends on how fast they can read the room… or the terrain.
Rooted in classic sci-fi themes of exploration, isolation, and sudden consequence, this design tells a story without spelling it out. Fate hangs in the balance, and whatever comes next is coming fast.
A greeting. A warning. A farewell.
Hello, ground. Bon voyage.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
