Potatoes
Black Heather / XS
$25.00
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The Potatoes Shirt exists to educate the truly uninitiated. With a clear, no-nonsense definition of what potatoes are—and, more importantly, what they’re for—this design pays homage to one of fantasy’s most beloved moments of culinary clarity, without borrowing a single word from it.
Boiled. Baked. Mashed. Fried. The fundamentals are all that matter.
Warm, funny, and instantly recognizable to anyone who appreciates comfort food and classic fantasy banter, this shirt is for cooks, eaters, and long-suffering companions who refuse to let good ingredients go to waste.
Simple. Versatile. Essential.
Potatoes.
Potatoes
$25.00
Boiled. Baked. Mashed. Fried. The fundamentals are all that matter.
Warm, funny, and instantly recognizable to anyone who appreciates comfort food and classic fantasy banter, this shirt is for cooks, eaters, and long-suffering companions who refuse to let good ingredients go to waste.
Simple. Versatile. Essential.
Potatoes.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
